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Probably the stupidest thing I've seen today.

But it was damned fun.

10s all around.

Lazy, but sound

The graphics are awful, the little red arrow telling me what to do (as if I don't know to jump over the spikes) is both unneccessary and tacky looking, and, while I like the music...the sudden cut and reloop is just terri

The platformer itself is pretty sound (though there are areas where you can jump through scenery and get hit by the spikes even if not touching them). But the lack of any attempt to try and make it look nice with a character instead of a brick, a decent loop on the music, and the other mentioned stuff makes it come across lazy as hell, and, while I can't blam it, I can't give it a good score either.

It's just a simple loop.

I mean the animation is smooth and all, but this video could've been 3 seconds long. It's more of a test video than something you submit.

Funny but visually boring.

The parody was mildly amusing, even not having watched Harry Potter. But visually it was just a picture that never changed.

Good, but some visual would've made it better.

Meh

It's a good flash but why is it DDR?

Needs work, but pretty good.

The graphics aren't pretty, but you have an overall story, which most flashes on here (especially from new artists) don't.

You'll want to check your spelling and grammer, not to mention word choices. When you say the kids went on abortion, I think you meant to say the kids got put up for adoption. Or Lisa got on medications and antidepressants for life could be Lisa had to be put on anti-depressants and other medications to deal with her depression, She would be on these drugs for the rest of her life.
Etc.

Nothing groundbreaking

But not terrible. The ending was a little weak, but overall, not too bad.

Ownage to the 10th degree

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this latest episode...
The only fault I can find...you hurt the Dog.

But otherwise, it owned like crazy. Keep up the outstanding work.

I dont feel good blamming this...

So I gave you a barely passing score. The graphics were awesome, as was the style, and though annoying after more than 30 seconds, the music was ok. But I had no clue what I was doing in the game. Going to "objectives" confused me more. This needs a lot of work, so back to the drawing board.

There's a reason people find the news boring...

And so, as such, it was a bad idea for a flash, but not terrible overall. However, you might wanna fix your "references", as Shoop was a Salt n Pepa song, not Whitney Houston.